A man is having dinner at a nice restaurant, when suddenly, the woman sitting at the next table sneezes violently, causing her glass eye to pop out and come flying at him.
His quick reflexes allow him to catch it, and he hands it back to her.
“How embarrassing,” she says, “allow me to buy you dinner to make it up to you, may I join you?”
He says yes, and they eat together. He finds her to be pretty, witty, and they have a lot in common. He has to get her number.
“You’re the most charming woman I’ve ever met,” he says “are you always this nice to every man you meet?”
“No,” she says “You just happened to catch my eye.”
