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[ waves cane at kids on his lawn ]

[ tries to bite ankles but is too slow ]

[ harumphs ]

:rage:

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Toooooooo slow! Lol! Runs gleefully away….

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AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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It’ll be 2055 by the time you catch me ya old bogie!

Little rascal level rolls around in his turtle shell :turtle: :turtle: :turtle:

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pulls up lawn chair next to @velociraptor and starts yelling at the clouds

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I like you. You help me.

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The other day I referred to a group of teenagers as “school children” :joy:

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Could be worse. People get upset when you call them “mobile organ tanks.”

:flushed:

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I sure hope you can get to the point where you’re mostly helping yourself. You deserve to be happy and enjoy life, too. (((hugs)))

:heart:

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Your ears cringe when you hear the loud voice of a cheerful child.

Yours do. Mine don’t - it’s a beautiful noise.

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Ah, thus the difference between an old parent and an old nonparent.

Why do you have to be a parent to appreciate children? It’s fun to watch them play and learn.

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I loved children until I lost my teaching job due to MI. Then, my heart grew bitter.

You’re never too old to change. Look at Anakin Skywalker.

:grin:

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:rofl: :joy:

Dying at that!!!

I didn’t follow Star Wars.

You know he’s from Star Wars. So you know some Star Wars.

You don’t follow Star Wars, it follows you.

:eye:

I aspire to be old like this one day :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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