Nah you’re not cursed. You’re a good looking dude. Just go on a dating site and get a steady job. Chicks will dig you. A teacher once told me I’d never get married and so far he’s right. Maybe I’m the one that’s cursed. Don’t worry though things will be alright for both of us.
VALeNtInEs DaY tHREAD :: for the LOnely 🤣
“I love you more than I love pasta.
Please don’t eat off my plate though.”
- @oolaloola
I will spend Valentine’s dinner with my Mom like I’ve done so many years before. I used to be ashamed of it but there’s something about this illness that makes it impossible to be successful at being sociable at the level of dating or sexual contact. I used to smile at the money I saved on Valentine’s Day or try to feel better about being alone but I just simply accept it as reality now. It’s neither terrible or wonderful. It’s just my life.
Well, at least you’ll be having a good dinner if nothing else. Nothing to be ashamed of. I went with my parents to Olive Garden yesterday. That is as close to a Valentine’s date as i’ll get this year.
good thing about Valentines Day: I’m making smoked bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers, and grilling up some burgers. Should be a good day after all
OMGERD… invite me! I love those bacon wrapped Jalapeno poppers! Hah I’m kidding of course, you don’t have to invite me… Send them through fedex instead
I have a date with food shopping now
… Just some coconut sugar
… Homemade sauces taste manky without sugar
That’s good enough for me. I can live vicariously through you eating bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers.