Utterly Useless

Another silly thread for silly people. Like Say Anything but preposterous.

How you like THEM apples?

Don’t get this locked or I will come watch you sleep.

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What if I WANT you to watch me sleep? :smile:

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No matter where you go, there you are lol

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Oh yeah. Let’s spread our inner thoughts all over this place!

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Better than spreading my legs.

Aps killed that.

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One of my hallucinations was a person meowing whenever I had a catastrophic thought, as if to say “snap out of it.” Now that the voices are super quiet I don’t hear it anymore. Kind of miss it.

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That’s kind of cute

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So I see you met my neighbors.

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I actually got some hallucinations of pretty women in tasteful photos as I was falling asleep last night. This happens sometimes, instead of the scary ones.

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I HAZ LONDON FOG. LIFE IZ GUD.

:blush:

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Wish I could say the same. Doesn’t take much to make my sanity train derail, just one or two bad meals = bye bye good mood, hello headache and feeling of impending doom.

McDougall diet is so good to me, I shouldn’t cheat on it again.

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I’m worried about the size of my feet, went from a 10.5 to a 10 workboot :scream::weary::crazy_face:

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Are you shrinking with age? I didn’t think you were that old. I am, but then, I’m a sectarian.

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I need to take it more seriously. Monday’s doctor visit was utterly dispiriting. No more coffee. No more green tea. No more salt. Phooey to the max.

The diet can lower cholesterol and blood pressure to young man levels, it’s great.

It will not repair heart deformities, sadly enough.

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@Mountainman: I think I meant septuagenarian.:blush:

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Should I have created this poll?

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