Just found claw marks that are too close to be human fingernails and it’s not from the cat… this terrifies me 
Is it possible you brushed up against a piece of furniture or something earlier and unknowingly scratched yourself?
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Some times I get those in my sleep, recently it was from a bed spring poking out and scratching my thigh.
Probably scratched yourself in your sleep, I wake up every so often with stuff like that no idea how I got it
Hmmm, the screen name “Spiderpig” is a little unflattering. Why not change it to something that fits you better like (just off the top of my head) “CuteQualaBear” or “NiceElagantWoman” or “BabyOtter”?
Spiderpig makes you sound like you are being too hard on yourself. What’s the significance of the name “SpiderPig” if I may ask?
theres a severed hand that runs around my neighborhood scratching people.
Maybe it found you?
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Runs…? Or walks? It’s crucial that I know this.
crawls actually, crawls!
I suspected that. It all makes sense to me now.
OK, now we’re getting to the bottom of this.
It has one long pinky nail that it used to do cocaine with
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Sounds like a party animal.
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This hand can swim too, they say. Might even be the loche Ness monster
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What is the sound of one severed hand dog paddling? Is it the same sound as one severed hand clapping?
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Like a seal in the moonlight parting the waves in silence
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That’s so poetic that I think I’m going to throw up.
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Just beware of the hand man
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Oh, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m king of my castle and master of my domain.
Signing off, over and out.
As long as you’re grateful that you have two hands.
Remember “one hand washes the other” is not always true for everyone now.
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@MeghillaGorilla1 Kinda like Thing in the Addams Family
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Yea @moonbean it’s a lot like the Adams family.
Or “the devil made me do it”