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Two schizophrenics walk into a bar

#101

Haha. I once went through a drive thru and didnt remember going through it when i was like 19. about the only time i did that.

I heard that joke from a comedy sketch somewhere

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#102

Loool that was a pretty good one

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#103

love those kinds of stories

#104

young man has bright light bulb ideas in his head, says,

until I’m burnt out.

Young woman goes to the grocery store often, says,

I’m pro-choice.

Older rich man takes up golf, says,

I used to have a driver.

Older woman has no garden and likes her long hair, says,

it’s the only thing I can grow.

Girlfriend of a banker says,

didn’t know I’d have to cash in all my dreams.

Housewife hates to dust, says,

I never knew it’d be this bad to settle down.

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#105

And they lived happily ever after. Amen.

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#106

What do you call a light conspiracy?

illuminati :smile:

i actually made this one up yesterday randomly cuz my mom put new lightbulbs in :blush:

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#107

Waiter !!! What’s that fly doing in my soup !!??

Uhh looks like the back stroke to me.

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#109

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Sticks

Sticks who?

I’m just going down to the bottom of the garden to get some sticks for the fire, dear!

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#110

Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. ‘Ouch!’ one said. ‘Who left that bloody bar there!?’

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#111

Heh, nice one:grin:

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#112

How many oracles does it take to screw in the lightbulb?

None, there is no lightbulb.

What’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you have even thought of the lightbulb as not really existing if I hadn’t said anything.

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#113

That is funny that is what type of schizophrenic I am too!

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#114

Welcome to the club and enjoy your stay!

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#115

Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. There were two naked women there, it was the two schizophrenics who were naked.

#116

Two schizophrenics walk into a bar.
That’s it: Two schizophrenics walk into a bar.

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#117

one sz guy walks into a bar and says to the bar man

I’ll have what he’s having…

the barman looks around confused scratching his head

why?