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Two schizophrenics walk into a bar


#101

Haha. I once went through a drive thru and didnt remember going through it when i was like 19. about the only time i did that.

I heard that joke from a comedy sketch somewhere


#102

Loool that was a pretty good one


#103

love those kinds of stories


#104

young man has bright light bulb ideas in his head, says,

until I’m burnt out.

Young woman goes to the grocery store often, says,

I’m pro-choice.

Older rich man takes up golf, says,

I used to have a driver.

Older woman has no garden and likes her long hair, says,

it’s the only thing I can grow.

Girlfriend of a banker says,

didn’t know I’d have to cash in all my dreams.

Housewife hates to dust, says,

I never knew it’d be this bad to settle down.


#105

And they lived happily ever after. Amen.


#106

What do you call a light conspiracy?

illuminati :smile:

i actually made this one up yesterday randomly cuz my mom put new lightbulbs in :blush:


#107

Waiter !!! What’s that fly doing in my soup !!??

Uhh looks like the back stroke to me.


#109

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Sticks

Sticks who?

I’m just going down to the bottom of the garden to get some sticks for the fire, dear!


#110

Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. ‘Ouch!’ one said. ‘Who left that bloody bar there!?’