A man was walking into a bar. Waiting outside was a boy and a dog.
The man asked the boy, “Does your dog bite?” The boy said, “No sir my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man leaned over and patted the dog on it’s head. The dog bit the man’s finger nearly off
and blood was going everywhere. The man was screaming in pain and said,
" Hey boy I thought you said, your dog doesn’t bite?"
The boy grinned and said, “That ain’t my dog lol”