Two schizophrenic people in a relationship

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#1

Everyone knows that a successful marraige is all about compromise.

Wife: “Hey Steven, did you know that I’m God?"
Husband: “Damn it Doris, how many times do I have to tell you? I’m the one who’s God.“
Wife: “No, I’m the one who’s God.”
Husband: “No. Me."
Wife: “No. Me”
Husband: “OK, how about this? You can be God tonight and I’ll be God tomorrow.”
Wife: “I love you Steven."
Husband: “And I love you too Doris."

And they lived happily ever after. :slight_smile:

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#2

Or maybe they can come to an agreement that he is Mr God and she is Mrs God. And together they become one complete God. :sweat_smile:

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#3

This is utter nonsense. There is no God.

#4

Well that’s a discussion we can’t have so unfortunately no one can continue from your statement

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#5

You are correct. My culture, background, education and ethnicity tells me what I believe. :slight_smile:

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