Top Ten Signs that Men Suck

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  1. They don’t know how to hold their alcohol.

  2. They think an employer really cares that they’re sick, and they call in.

  3. They work to the point of total burnt out, instead of pacing themselves.

  4. They think sleep is a 10 hour shift.

  5. They don’t know how to really have fun beyond booze and sex.

  6. They don’t read.

  7. They don’t write.

  8. And they haven’t mastered self control.

  9. They brag about their paycheck, then call in the next week.

  10. They screw a woman too fast, and then leave her to dry up.

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  1. They gotta have a cuddly bunny online or with a best friend’s wife.

  2. They expect women to be like their high school sweetheart.

  3. They want to do everything themselves with maintenance and usually screw it up.

  4. The go too fast with everything they do including light bulbs and breaking them off.

  5. They pay dues anywhere just to be accepted, church, union, etc.

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  1. When they are given praise, they return the praise like a lap dog, only loving the ones that love them.

  2. They buy trucks to make themselves as big as they can be against anything going against.

  3. They don’t paint, draw, or create any art, art to them is gaming.

  4. They like to watch shows from the 70’s and 80’s never realizing how stupid they were.

  5. If there is any make believe, it’s all sexual fantasy that they do through porn.

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and the number one reason why men suck is…

because they don’t even read this list.

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What am I reading?

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no they don’t :slight_smile:

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Couldn’t get ten but here’s 1

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I love men with all my heart,

especially my own man.

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Ahaha! There may be some truth to this… :hammer: :laughing:

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noone is perfect

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Geez, bitter much?

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not at all. flip of the coin.

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I wouldn’t turn down a man that sucked, especially if he did well at it.

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Lol…you know you can apply these to anybody…the ego is a bitch and often rules people hard…