You wheeze after climbing one flight of stairs.
You’re teenage kids call the music you grew up with “Old day music”.
Ear hair
You’re ecstatic when your wife buys a new frying pan.
You hurt your back…because you slept on it funny.
You were born before they put a man on the Moon.
I’m wheezing while I am typing this.
Store clerks start asking you, “Senior’s Discount?”
You comb your hair with a towel.
The whole room scatters when you start saying, “I remember when I was your age…”
(Feel free to add your own!)
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Leaf
August 19, 2020, 5:55am
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Can’t remember what you went into a room for.
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You wear your belt above your nipples! lol!
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You think ‘Instagram’ is a really fast way to get weed from a dealer.
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All of a sudden, your wife has this mini-cactus fetish…starts buying tons of them for around the house, and you’re secretly okay with it.
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Joker
August 19, 2020, 6:11am
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I have always done this. Didn’t know it was a sign of getting old!
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Kids all have laptops and cellphones today…we had Ball-in-a-Cup and a Slinky growing up.
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You’re favorite website is the Weather Network.
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You stop reading novels and return to comic books.
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You wake up and mistakenly brush your teeth with your teenager’s pimple cream.
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Sometimes you stop to think what day it is and you aren’t sure.
Did this 30 minutes ago. I was kind of thinking it was Sunday. It took me a minute to figure out today is Tuesday.
I drive a lot slower than when I was younger. Now I tend to stay out of the fast lane. If I inadvertently find I am driving in the fast lane, I often will move over to the slow lane.
And when I used to get new cars (not brand new—different) when I was younger, one of the first things I would do is get on the freeway and see how fast it could go. I stopped that in my thirties. In fact now I rarely, if ever, go faster than 80 mph.
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Yeah. I hear ya.
I stopped being a ‘lead foot’ on the gas pedal after the kids were born…for safety. Then I just got used to driving in a more calm manner.
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You wear white socks with your sandals, and don’t care.
Joker
August 19, 2020, 6:51am
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I have a van and here you have to drive 10 mph below the posted speed limit on dual carriageways and single track B roads.
The only place I can drive the same speed as everyone else is on the motorway.
It has made me a better driver.
I got a ticket for this years ago, so I am sticking to it, and I actually enjoy driving a bit more listening to my music
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you wear a baseball cap to hide your bald head and try and look young (my dad anyway)
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Your watch keeps moving
The clocks still ticking
The earth still spinning
And so on.
The overwhelming theme of mine is that you’re always getting older ok
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system
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November 22, 2020, 1:16pm
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