One Christmas, my brother bought me a product from The Dollar Store for my stocking. It was called Three Pines Deodorant.
I used it…broke out in a rash…and had to go to the pharmacy for ointment to make it clear up.
Ever since it’s become a catch phrase in my family for a lousy gift…as in…
“Hey! What present did you get this year?”
“Oh, man! I got Three Pines!”
I have to use Secret PH-Balanced deodorant, or I’ll break out in a red, sore rash. It’s embarrassing to be using a deodorant intended for women.
Haha. I love bad gifts. I remember my brother bought my sister this blaze orange fingernail polish. She didn’t even wear fingernail polish. We were really little so it was funny
The very first Christmas my gf was present we were giving gag gifts and someone got a hot water bottle, to which my grandfather exclaimed “what is that?! A big ol’ douchebag?!”
Welcome to the family.
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