Friends come and go but enemies are forever. Here is a short list of things I wish for the people I hate.
Getting a bit of dried leaf in their tennis shoe one out of twenty times whenever they go somewhere. It makes it all the more annoying when you don’t have it constantly happening.
To only be able to find one sock when going to a snazzy party or reception. I mean they can be close to the same color but not quite there.
Having the small dog that belongs to someone they fancy stick its tongue up your nose. Then when they make a cute joke about it I wish for the small dog to sneeze directly into their open mouth.
I wish that if they get a new boyfriend or girlfriend suddenly their cat likes the new person better than them.
Old milk before the expiration date.
Almonds that taste slightly like walnuts.
I wish for them to go to dinner with a group of people and have the person they slightly dislike order something that turns out to be better than what they ordered.
Cold cream of mushroom soup.
getting chased by an otter.