I had to fill out some forms for Medicare to see if I was still eligible.
Name? : 77nick77
Age?: 55
Are you Hispanic, Asian or Caucasian? I said "OK"
Date of birth?: “Dang, man, WTH?, can’t you figure it out? I just told you I’m 55”.
Sex? “Well, once back in 1985”. It was during winter and she just wanted to get in out of the cold.
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I always give my doctors my username instead of my real name, because I don’t know what they’ll do with my real name.
nah, just kidding. I’m not that paranoid yet…
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