The prettiest and nicest girl you'll ever meet is captive by a dragon

I probably am the dragon

I would save the girl and the dragon and we would be a power throuple

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Is this another Mario game?

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I’d slay that dastardly dragon and while that hot mama weeps in my arms I’d say “Ahhh baby don’t cry 96 tears. Save a few for the bedroom later.”

:crazy_face:

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I will bring a box of tissues for the dragon and make him watch the notebook. Then when he isn’t looking I will smooch the girl

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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You know he’s gonna be balling like a little baby so I will bring extra tissue :relieved:

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I’d be in D&D mode and kill the damsel incase they are a transformed dragon anyways. Beware the trap people!

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Made me think of this:

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