so this guy is going through his attic and stumbles upon this old lamp. he starts to dust it off and when he rubs it, a genie comes out of it, proclaiming “i am the mother in law genie and will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your mother in law gets double”
so the guy thinks for a bit and says, “ok im ready for my first wish”. he says, " i wish for a million dollars" the genie says “wish granted, you now have a million dollars and your mother in law has 2 million dollars”
then the guy says, “i wish for a million dollar house” and the genie says “wish granted, you now have a million dollar house and your mother in law has a 2 million dollar house”
then the genie says, “you have one more wish, what would you like?” and the guy says, “can you beat me half to death!”