The Mice Have It So Good

Experimental Mice #1- Hey remember that time we were suffering psychosis and memory loss and the doctors fixed us.
EM #2- I sure do.
#1- We ought to thank them because like so many of our other screwed up fellow mice over the years who have have problems we have been once again healed.
Scientist: Time to check the mice.
EM#1- Thanks man.
EM#2- Yeah you guys are the greatest.
(The scientist faints because the mice were actually able to talk to him).
EM#1- He’s out like a light.
EM#2- I just came up with several answers to scientific and mathematical mysteries and I’d love to share it with that guy if he’d wake up.
EM#1- Yeah this stuff they gave us is incredible. Do you think it will work on humans?
EM#2- Well they have experimented on me since 2002. Something must be not happening.
EM#1- Let’s surprise that brunette Maintenance Lady next time.

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Very funny ! It’s indeed a great time to be a mouse. :joy:

Em#3: chooses cocaine over food

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Secret of NIMH. Mice and rats experimented on, they gained higher intelligence and speech. Good stories.

loved those books growing up

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