The Future of Sports?

This is ESPN and since the major sports have all been cancelled due to COVID-19 we bring you the following schedule for the Fall Sports calendar:
September Sports-
The First Annual Harvesting Competition- Watch participants bring in the crops. Favorites include Billy Bob Nelson, Red Eye Rowdy, and Cowboy Ed
BBQ Competition- Watch the food sizzle. Good eating.
County Fair Activities- Apple bobbing, barrel rolling, sack racing, and other delightful competition at the fairs across America.
October-
Stick ball
Sandlot baseball championship
zombie racing
November-
leaf raking
polar bear
turkey racing
December-
Santa Claus racing- With the bags full of presents
South Korean Football
Nothing- Who can watch nothing for the longest time

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Actually I was predicting that the major sports would be cancelled. Considering that baseball is already in jeopardy it’s not a bad bet.

Fifa was ? And swimming world cup was scheduling later…

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