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""The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Take what you want from this.

Mice don’t eat cheese though.

How do you know that? I’ve seen a million cartoons with Jerry eating cheese.

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Must be true then as why would television lie to us?

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You mean Tom & Jerry are false? My faith in animals who act like humans is shattered. Did you know that when Simon & Garfunkel started out, their act was called Tom & Jerry?

Poor poor worm.

Just sitting there eating his breakfast and he is torn limb from limb.

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Actually, he is only one limb.

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Mouse just experienced a delusion of reference

pee pee face

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And only one limb to.

Terrible life.

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Since when did Tom and Jerry ever act like humans. Get sliced into a thousand pieces or flattened by a million ton weight and still going 5 mins later as nothing happened. Satanic animals comes to mind.

How about walking on two legs and wearing human clothes for starters?

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They seem to be missing clothes, just sayin’

what happened to the first mouse !?! :mouse:…lol.
take care :alien:

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I went on YouTube and watched the first random Tom & Jerry cartoon. Tom opened a sutcase from inside, stood upright, and stepped out wearing a safari hat.

His neck was broken.

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The mouse gets eaten by birds

R.I.P. :mouse:
here lies ’ little ’ mouse
taken before his time…
sadly missed by his 5000 brothers and sisters
take care :alien:

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