The Asexual

He’s been around the World
This Globetrotting man
From Paris
To Amsterdam
People ooh and ahh at his photos
Of trips past
And ask how much longer his single status will last
He has the most interesting friends
But he never kisses or makes out with them
People speculate on what he wants from life
Whether it’s a husband or a wife
And only began to listen we he turned 50
And old
That he would be alone for life
His family calls him the strange Uncle
Who never brings a companion to dinner
And even though his research is great and long
Something seems to be wrong
No one can figure him out
But they all agree
He’s the most boring man
They’ve ever seen

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