‘Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!’
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Haha 
why would he send you that
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Oh @Milly he sends funny stuff like that all the time. Some of it pretty risqué!
But they make me smile so it’s a good thing
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He sounds like a character !
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He sure is. He is retired now so I think he scours the internet for bad jokes just like that one to send to me
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Aha that took me a while to get 
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That’s too cute
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I really appreciate that last one. I love me a sassy little ol’ lady!
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This reminds me of, those person A has x cookies, person B has y cookies, how many cookies total were baked after eaten?
The answer to you query after deductive calculations is… he was on the diving board.
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These are hilarious! Needed a good laugh today…you’ve gifted me with several. 
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