“How do you plea for stealing?”
“I am innocent judge, if i did not i would die, it is not something i don’t want to do.”
“I find you guilty, but the sentencing will be weak.”
“Thank you judge, you are very wise.”
“Now go get your ■■■■■■■ shine box.”
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Never mess with a Wise Guy. Tell me, WTF is so funny about me?
There are so many great lines in that ■■■■.
I just want to walk around saying it in everyday situations for fun.
I’m not like that but it’d be fun.
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Yeah, that would be fun.
I want to walk down my street saying to everybody, “Do you feel lucky punk? Do you?”
I wonder what the young ones would think?
Having no idea you were qouting a film.
It might be a good experiment.
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“What if I plead not guilty by reason of insanity?”
Either is fine, but after this you have to thrown in “now get your ■■■■■■■ shine box.”
You never want to piss off a judge. I know, because I have done it, and I probably will pay for it.
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I never dare piss off real-life people with power.
a reason why I stay home much.
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But, consider this, what if this judge was the biggest joe pesci good fellas fan in the world?
And as you stood there he started laughing because he loved the whole movie so much.
Epic, the whole place would be astounded.
What’s a shine box?