Tense table manners

And slurping my tea is such fun!

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I freely admit that I have terrible table manners. That’s why I hate eating out, besides the high fat, salt, sugar, and calorie content of restaurant food that I dislike so much. So, I always try to eat at home by myself as much as possible.

I’m a big fan of efficiency. Table manners aren’t efficient.

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Picking up the soup and drinking it out of the bowl.

I’m sure my table manners would soon have me found out in posh company. I never did get the hang of place settings at posh restaurants.

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I drive Mrs. Pixel crazy. She knows that I know which fork is for fish, but can’t be bothered to use the right one. The one I’m already holding works just fine, thanks.

:blush:

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