I might as well just come out and say it…
ALEC BALDWIN NEVER ATE THE URETHRA
Now that I’ve got that out of the wayi need to confess to my sins and say that I’m in love with you.
Yes you, do not be alarmed.
We will go forward and from this point on my organs will be yours to mutilate and sell on the black market as you see fit
XOXO
Kisses from grandmama