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Sz/sza jokes

I watched a sad movie and I was very schizoaffected.

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Why? What did they say? Which movie?

It’s a joke… 1515

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Ahahahah ok i guess i’m “schizoslow”

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Why you put 1515? I’m curious

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Because you have to type a minimum of 15 characters to make a post, so people write 1515 to fill it out

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What do you call a schizo with half a brain?

Normal.

:wink:

(think of the creativity)

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What do you call a schizophrenic without the affective?

Lucky.

(think about the lack of depression. *disclaimer: dopamine reduced depression still counts, but isn’t quite as bad)

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A schizo walked into a bar and thought everyone was watching him, the barman was in on it and the horse moved over a seat.

:smiley:

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Ok, thank you for explain me.

It’s strange for me anyway ahah i would put … or something like thissssss… :sweat_smile::joy::rofl:

My mother’s sister is on heavy duty medication for schizophrenia.

I call her Aunty Psychotic.

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Would you ever consider having a three some with a schizophrenic?

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A schizo has like several people in his head already so having one is like having a gang bang already

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I almost smeared in fecal matter, " p.s. from Walt Disney" in the psychiatric ward once. Voices told me to do it. Not a joke, but still makes me laugh. Sorry mods.

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