Going to get sushi with my auntie who thinks license plates are really messages sent to her…etc…her delusions are her sz, but she’s never been to a pdoc before. She thinks they’re all brainwashers who treat fake illnesses.
I need a shield of psychological immunity for this lunch! It can be triggering to my own sza, but I love my auntie n she needs somebody who understands. We decided not to talk about these *thoughts if I freak out, but by the time I’ve spoken out and said no more talk, I’m already in sz mode.
I think I will steer all conversations to martial arts, mma fights, and my quest for a new job. Wish me luck I love sushi!
Well, yeah, the “personal” license plates contain a message…so she’s not too far off the mark.
Sushi is half priced on Wed’s at one of the 24 hour grocery stores…mmmmm crunchy rolls.
The first time I had sushi (or even heard of it) was back in 1985. A co-worker offered me some but it didn’t look too appetizing. I thought that green Wasabi sauce was guacamole and I put a big chunk on a piece of salmon role. My eyes watered, it burned from my mouth to up inside my nose and I almost threw up. Me and sushi have since made our peace and I love the stuff now.
Thanks guys! I did have to explain that the waiter did not intentionally give us two meals for there (she wanted one in a to-go box) and that he wasn’t secretly trying to keep us there…Thankfully, the stories she told about her experiencing sz began with, “in my paranoid days” and I was okay with that trigger warning lol!
We ended up eating Mexican food!
It was right next door and I wanted to take something home with me, so we went for burritos and enchiladas lol.
@77nick77 that’s hysterical! My first time was the same, except I wasn’t at work (thankfully) I was at a cemetery visiting my grandfather’s grave. I also thought, “Asian guacamole!” and generously smeared it on my cali roll before shrieking like a banshee. My mother was like, what is the matter with you, this is a cemetery and I all I could say was “wasabi wasabi…” lol
My friend did the same thing HUH it was back in 1999 
