Survey at my door

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I had this chap knock my door this morning, doing market research. Very nice gentleman that took about an hour asking what internet provider and other stuff like how much i smoked.

He had a strange reqeust and asked if he could have my empty tobacco pouch. And gave me a 10 pound “love to shop” prepaid card.

The schizophrenic in me then wondered if it was a setup and they wanted my DNA cos they knew i was an angel. WTF? Good job i had clarity of mind - to dismiss that rubbish.

Supposed to be emailed a questionaire and they are gonna pay me £25.

Seemed legit - and the cards got money on it.
If they are gonna pay me - i will happily sit here and answer questions all day long lol.

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The bank called me and asked if I wanted to purchase Identity Theft insurance.

I told the guy on the phone that I owe so many people so much money, that the poor sap who steals my identity would never get a moment’s peace.

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Haha Good One. Ive only been ID Thefted once - and the account was overdrawn so they never got nothing anyway lol.

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