Stupid St.Patricks Day joke

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

Answer:
Because the snakes couldn’t walk.

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Thats how my stand up routine will work, intentionally corny, someone should be able to make that work.

Remember Henny Youngman? He made a career out of corny stupid one-liners.

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That was pretty funny.