Struggling: I Need a Joke or a Funny Story

Daughter has an inflamed liver and pancreas…possibly fatal.

She’s being emergency operated on tomorrow morning.

@77nick77? @LevelJ1?

Need you guys or others in this moment.

I’m so sorry, Patrick.

I hope she makes a full recovery.

Enjoy Brad Neely’s “Group Therapy”

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I took her to Emergency last Wednesday for severe back pain and an itchy over all body.

Doctors surmised she needed physio and allergy medication. I told them I thought it was liver or kidney enzymes. They disagreed.

Two nights later, my girl is squirming in stomach pain on the bathroom floor throwing up. I called an ambulance. They finally did bloodwork and discovered she had an inflamed pancreas. kidneys and liver.

My daughter masks her pain because she is the toughest kid on the block…which probably made it harder to diagnose her the first time.

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My seven year old was talking about movies.

She said: there’s that Christmas movie I hate, with a bunch of dressed up clowns dancing around. I think it is called The Nutshifter.

Me: you mean The Nutcracker? And they are ballerinas.

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Wishing you all the best @anon39054230.

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Sending best wishes @anon39054230.

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I’m so sorry for you :disappointed_relieved:
I wish your daughter a good recovery.

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I texted this picture to my daughter and wrote…

“We’ve been together a long time. We’ll get through this!”

She texted back that she loved me to the Moon and back.

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The doctor told me that there is a Hospital Relations Board that I can address about concerns of how my daughter was misdiagnosed on our first Emergency visit.

I told her my focus in this moment is on my daughter’s well-being, and that I’ll deal with this at a later date.

I need to stay positive right now.

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Much love @anon39054230. For funny stories: Starlet recently came out as gay. He tried to privately message his one friend at school, but accidentally sent it to the entire school. He was mortified, but the end result is that every single 9th grade girl now wants to be his very best friend and they are fighting each other for a chance to have a gay best friend. The guys are all jealous of him for being so popular with the girls.

Probably the best case scenario for accidentally twlling the whole school you are gay.

Your daughter is a fighter and medicine is pretty advanced. I believe in her and will be sending good vibes.

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I almost cried seeing that picture. Hugs

I once had to poop and asked to use the bathroom at a family rental store. The manager made an excuse about it just having been cleaned. I was with my brothers new girlfriend soon to be wife. I slipped out, and started duck walking towards another store across the street.

Mid way through and its alarm bells ringing

I was about to poop myself. I made a decision.

Poop in my draws or squat in front of two lane traffic on the bizziest main street in town. Well I decided I could wipe up if I walked to the store and finished up. Thus my pants remained mostly unsullied.

I’m happy to say that I don’t have trouble pooping in public restrooms and generally do well if they’re reasonably clean.

Well anyway I walked back after washing up and the family was worried I’d had a skit or something but I was mums the word.

I do not know if she ever found out but my brother is welcome she didn’t have to clean her fancy truck seats. LOL

Seriously though I really wish you luck in this trying time bud. I hope she comes through the surgery and its just works out.

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I have a meme that you @anon39054230 would probably laugh at but it would get flagged for sure! Sending good wishes for a speedy recovery and good health for you and your family!

I’m so sorry.

Here’s a joke for you.

A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest, when they ran into a forest spirit. The spirit said they could have three wishes each, and they agreed to take turns.
The bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest were female”, he said. The spirit granted his wish.
The rabbit asked for a “really fast motorbike”. The bear and the spirit found it odd, but the rabbit got his bike.
The bear had a think, and wished all the beard in the country were female. The rabbit asked for a helmet.
For their finals wishes, the bear said " you know what, I want all the bears in the WORLD to be female!" He grinned and clapped his paws as the spirit confirmed his wish was granted.
The rabbit put on his helmet, started the bike, and took off while yelling " I wish the bear was gaaaaaay!"

Best wishes to your daughter

Best wishes for her speedy recovery.

Please let us know how your daughter is doing. We care very much for you and yours. Stay strong for her.

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Oh geez :astonished: I hope your daughter makes a full recovery.

With modern medicine I hope your daughter makes a full recovery. Good luck to her, Patrick.

Hugs to you and your family @anon39054230 .

Take care.

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