- I’d be happy if I was diagnosed with a brain tumor because I wouldn’t have to take the frigging meds any more.
- I’m happy when it rains in the Summer because it’s too hot when it doesn’t.
- I’d also probably be happy if I was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection because curing it sometimes proves you are not insane as well.
- I’d be happy if the worst sports team in history won it all. Then I’d never watch that sport again.
- I’d be happy if the politicians only talked about policy rather than name calling or shock talk. It wouldn’t be boring to me.
- I’d be happy if it snowed at 1 am and I woke up in time to see it and then it melted by 8 am.
- I’d be happy if ice knocked out the power at 5 am and then it rose 40 degrees F in an hour’s time and stayed that way until the power was restored.
- I’d be happy to see a funnel cloud that never touched down.
- I’d be happy to wake up in the morning feeling strong and stay that way until evening. Never happens for me.
- I’d be happy if a major battle between nations caused 50 downed unmanned drones and no other casualties.
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