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I understand that some people need it these days but I must tell you it ain’t the good life. In case you are wondering my parents told me the doctor told them to put me on it but I suspect the cost of the meds was a bigger part of it. I was once told by a doctor that being put on it means they presume you’ll never maintain gainful employment. Think twice about getting yourself or your kid on it.