I as a total failure at a job keeping a plating tank full of water. I would over fill it or they would get mad it would drop down too low. There must be an automatic switch for that but they were too cheap I guess.
I did get to drive a forklift lifting heavy cans of nickle chips. There was no training or safety, they were too cheap.
When they fired me I had a relapse but the company eventually went out of business so there!
I was also a failure at answering a
phone at a law office while a woman had her baby. They were so glad to see her come back
But I learned I hated lawyers anyway.