Something funny

Post something funny that’s happened to you. I once had a winnie the pooh shirt on and I spilled chocolate ice cream on it. Then my brother asked what was on my shirt, and I said Pooh :smirk: lol

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I was working at Dominos pizza and my manager was taking pizzas out of the oven and she said “I need a knew rack” and I started laughing, then she started laughing.

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Another situation that was funny at Dominos was when I was on the phone taking a delivery. It was a young woman ordering pizza for delivery and I said what is your address and she said, apartment f as in f***. And she was serious! I started laughing a whole lot.

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Oh my gosh :rofl::pizza: I love stories like this.

About 25 years ago I was in a bar with a friend and we were having a discussion about whether or not remixed songs were as good as the original.

He said the original would always be better.

At that moment a remixed U2 song started playing and I said "take this song for instance, it’s ‘even better than the real thing’ " because that was the name of the song.

I thought that was funny !

Ah… Maybe you had to have been there :smile:

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Lol that is a good one :joy::rofl:

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My brother played in a Band and wrote a song called ‘Never Give it Up’.

A fan came up to my brother and asked why the Band doesn’t play ‘Never Give it Up’ anymore?

My brother responded…“We gave it up”… :joy:

True story!

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One time we and my friend went camping and i ran after him with a mini stove lighter that uses electricity that can shock you he had a big ass and all i saw was dusty ass cuz he fell trying to get away

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When I go to my doctor, after she’s finished seeing me, her assistant will print out my upcoming appointments. If I need to go get a blood test and I have to return for the results she always writes “f/u in two weeks.” It means “follow-up in two weeks” but I always laugh at “f/u”.

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:rofl::rofl: f/u in 2 weeks is something I’d crack a big laugh about in front of them. They’d probably think I was even more crazy than they already think. :yum:

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I worked as a busboy when I was 17. We had to wear a nice white shirt and a bowtie for when we were out on the floor. I reported for work one night and I didn’t have a bowtie on and the manager (we mutually disliked each other) asked why I wasn’t wearing my bowtie. I answered I must have left it at home. She jawed at me a little and told me I couldn’t work without it then sent me all the way home to get it. I got home and I just said “screw it” and I lit up a joint and relaxed and didn’t bother going back. Actually, I never went back, I never showed up again. That’s what I thought about most of my 15 or 16 jobs at that age. But the manager called me the next day and told me not only to not come back for work but it was a popular restaurant and she banned me from ever setting foot in that restaurant again.

Oh yeah, when I got home that particular night, I discovered my bowtie was in my shirt pocket the whole time, lol.

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Woah :astonished: well at least you found it, and took a good ole hit of some mary jane. Not finding it would’ve driven me mad. I would’ve probably done the same or would’ve mooned them for a week. :peach: :eyes:

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I had a yo-yo in sixth grade that had tiny lights in it and it would light up when it reached the bottom of the string. I was playing with it in our living room and my sister and my dad were watching. I said, “I wonder what makes it light up?” My sister answered, " Maybe it’s the jerk at the end of the string."

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I once met @77nick77 in a store. He only came as tall as my waist, and he kicked me in the shins!

The following story was a reenactment. No animals or shins were actually hurt.

Edited because I can’t spell tonight.

:angel:

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So.

I Was Once Sitting Down Behind a Register Waiting For Someone to Come into The Store to Serve.

I Had All My Area Clean And Spotless. (Not Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind).

THEN!,

The Manager Came Down One of The Aisle’s.

Very Angry.

Very Upset.

And Angrily Said to Me, '“GET THE ■■■■ UP!”.

So I Did,

And Walked Out of The Store.

Ha Ha Ha

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I would have too if he spoke to me that way. :astonished: It was funny you just took off like that.

Well.

As ‘The Grateful Dead’ Say, ‘What a Long Strange Trip it’s Been’.

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