Some Covid-19 puns this morning

Woman makes her own mask, says,

I’m not holding my breath on this.

Kid says the orange cones at the skatepark

are for slowing down. better that spreading

rumors in this town.

Forecast for Spring calls for sex,

it goes well with laying down the money.

The woman finds uses for her elbow,

says, I’m still wrestling with all of this.

Older man is making his own beer, says

only way I can get into the mix.

Kids do everything online, say

mother always taught them to save

and to clean it up.

Artist says, if you want a pretty picture

it’s going to have to be a hard brush with death.


Very funny stuff @daze!

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Very Good! The last stanza is the sauce in the punch.

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