Solving the problem of disclosing your illness to potential mate

When I start dating a woman I tell her I am a serial killer. Then when she eventually finds out I am schizophrenic and not a serial killer the schizophrenia doesn’t look as bad in comparison. Problem solved.

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When I start dating a man, I tell him all my insecurities. I literally make a list. That way if he is very into physical looks, he will stop talking to me. And I can move on.

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That is some power move. :metal:

But what would you do if she hires you as a killer before finding out you’re schizophrenic?

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I guess it depends how far he’d go to win the love of his woman :sweat_smile:

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Yeah…but everything’s fair in love and war, ain’t it? :laughing:

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Well, I can always use a little extra cash.

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