Slimey me oh my

Call me what you will
Say what you must
Im a degenerate commiting crime
I’m as disgusting as slime
I’m covered in sweat and grime
But the ladies give chase
And then men do not waste
Any time to be my potential lovers
They try to seduce me into their covers
My wife is a seductress who tempts me
I won’t ever understand who can be attracted
To a filthy, lying, slimey, ignorant, foolish, and downright distasteful human…
Maybe because
I’m always groomin…

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