Shame, shame, everyone knows your name

Did you ever pick on somebody about their name? I did and it was because I didn’t like my own nick name. But I have noticed that people are really affected by what they are named. I worked best when I thought “anonymous”. Names can be such a nuisance and nobody got to chose their own name as if there were a perfect one anyway.

What’s your nickname?

I’d rather not say.

I’ve never teased anyone about their name, maybe because my name is so ridiculous. My surname is a very goofy German name, and my first name was picked by my sexually abusive father who named me after an actress he wanted to bang. I would actually be okay if everyone in real life just called me Turnip from now-on. It’s a fine name. Turnip Spudmaster.

Yeah, just call me chordy.