I deliberately go through regular check out with those so I’ll get the comments. If you gots it, flaunts it.
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I bought this the other day. I was judged by the cashier lady.
She said, are you having a Kim chi party?
I said, no lady. I have an addiction to fermented cabbage. 
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I wish we had jars that big. I have to settle for pint bags.
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[ scans three packs of sriracha flavaaahed edible undies ]
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Yeah having an Asian market three miles down the road helps.
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OMG LIKE WHO DOESN’T???
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I live in white dominated rural New York. Closest Asian market is in Buffalo, I think.
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Self checkout unless I only have cash, then I have to go with the employee checkout.
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I haven’t had a checkbook in a decade.
What really annoys me about check writers is that as the clerk is scanning the goods they could start writing the check out but no they start filling in everything after they get the grand total.
Make it out to…?
Current date…?
Signature…?
Memo…
Old men are the worst. Takes an hour for them to fill everything in.
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I only write checks for bills sometimes and at the dentist. Obviously, no line for the bills, and there isnt a line at the dentist either.
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Or they fiddle fart around with putting everything in order with their purses or wallets before moving the heck aside.
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But for OP I sometimes lose patience with those surly clerks. The self checkout robot at least tells me thank you and gives me the option of not wanting a receipt to save a stupid tree.
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I get super excited whenever it’s asking me if I want cash back and how much after spending $1. Somehow I feel like I’m robbing a bank when I say yes….lol
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I am stealing that unless you heard it from a wiser biped?
I can see how certain folks may think they won the jackpot when the machine offers how big do they want the jackpot to be.
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I’m like Excuse me, does this come in $500 bills?
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Soon rather than seeing a real life therapist we will be feeding a therabot $100 bills for every five minutes of counseling.
Basically the machine alternately asks you how does that make you feel?
…please insert more cash to continue!
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Ummm….haven’t you seen Spocks scene from Star Trek The Voyage Home?
How do you feel?
I mean, if I have to talk about my feelings to a machine and it gives me $500 each time, I suddenly have a lot to say. A thing that rewards you for being mentally ill is a great invention….lol
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We would get the technological equivalent to a mouse trap with our mental luck.
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The bills will turn out to be counterfeit and have Freuds face that only shows if you hold it to the light. 
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