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First!
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I’m second place and I’m special darnit!!!
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D is for Dingbat
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Yay! Dogs rule!
Have fun you vicious beasts!
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Can someone do me a huge favor and hook a car battery to my balls?
Thank you in advance!
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She is doing fine. She is currently under my bed chewing on something.
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Thanks for asking !
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No, but I can hook some jumper cables to your nipples if you like.
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You’re the best!! LOL!
I need some pain to distract me while I wait for my new glasses to get here. 
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You have a dog named Maggie? That’s my poodles name.
She’s got a good name, lol.
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I think one and a half years with social distancing has given me some weird anxiety/hangup.
I feel enraged when people come too close, even if they just walk past me too close.
I control myself, because it’s not their fault.
It’s the worst in stores. I get bad road rage, and when people stop right in front of me I wanna scream.
And when they stand too close to me in the checkout line… I feel really uncomfortable
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Maybe you can ‘practice socializing’ just a hello here and there or a how are you.
Your probably just so used to not socializing that it is nerve wracking.
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Thank you for the suggestions.
I socialize a lot.
What bugs me is when strangers get too close, like walking past me on the sidewalk or standing near me in a store
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Good morning folks.
Wonder of all wonders, the evil Wonder twins had a “party” for me
The brought apple pie, vanilla ice cream, and a cake called “Better than sex cake”
We listened to my kind of music ( World music and Islamic).
Oh and Pop, First Mountain Dew I had in years. (which is consequently why I am right now!)
It was really nice.
If my check gets posted today instead of waiting for the 3rd, we are going to to take Molly in to the vet. My poor baby is not eating or actually doing anything to be honest.
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Did a facemask and watching the news.
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Good morning @anon10627598 .
No. I don’t intend to anyway. I fell asleep earlier today. Took a nap from around 6:30pm to around 9:30pm. But I will hopefully get tired again soon. IDK.
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I connected a pornsite to my dick.
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