Let me tell you about my childhood crush
Oh my goodness she’s matured so much
Enough meat on her bones to eat her for lunch
But when I saw that ass I changed my mind to brunch
Cause she’s like two meals: hot wings and a bowl of captain crunch
I know you’re about to dis my receding hairline
People doing that all the time
But before you can even spit your first line
I’ve got something of mine
You see that I see your cards before you play them
I’m back off my meds in this bitch to cause some mayhem
Up in the psychiatrists office like the illest version of slim
Up in the barber shop “give these here pubes a trim”
I went with my homies to see Jurassic World
Like the first five minutes they introduce this pretty redhead girl
I was like wait a minute that looks like my aunt
Then I was like this gonna make for an awesome rap rant
So here I am spitting another schizophrenic addict rhyme
I would get tired of this but I just step back and walk around for a short amount of time
I come up with another impulse to commit a crime
I can rhyme all the time and I can cut that ■■■■ off and stop on a dime
To be honest I please some schizophrenics when I get down to business
I like to display my madness like a peacock and Im into fitness
I look like a ■■■■■■■ bodygaurd and dress like one too
I wear black shoes black jeans black jeans and have a military hairdo
Now it’s time to take a break because I feel like I need to poo
it was hella good
Im pondering blasting the theme song while cruising round my hood
there was some ■■■■ about a super deadly dinosaur
running ■■■■■■ amok, destroyin ■■■■ and eatin people raw
Let me tell you about my childhood crush
Oh my goodness she’s matured so much
Enough meat on her bones to eat her for lunch
But when I saw that ass I changed my mind to brunch
Cause she’s like two meals: hot wings and a bowl of captain crunch
I know you’re about to dis my receding hairline
People doing that all the time
But before you can even spit your first line
I’ve got something of mine
You see that I see your cards before you play them
I’m back off my meds in this bitch to cause some mayhem
Up in the psychiatrists office like the illest version of slim
Up in the barber shop “give these here pubes a trim”
Running amok ■■■■■■ everything up
Go to Krav Maga without wearing a cup
Then I get kicked in the nut
Most people really think that hurts but I’m a registered nut
Never giving a ■■■■
Spare no expense to get this dick sucked
■■■■ it, I’ve been blown in a pickup truck
I never owned one, I never stole one
It was while hanging with a bro having a cold one
He was like I’m bicurious man
And I didn’t think twice I just chugged my can
Then I whipped out my dick
And I said give it a lick
The rest of the story would just make you sick
Wheres the demand to fill
wheres the demand to create
wheres the demant to hate
Im full like I just ate
another day to see what it brings
get things done while the bird sings
thinking about the universe while I make another verse dont know what verses me crazy like telepathy
coming from another galaxy across the sea so far I cant see the end like infinity
Im like the future trying to find the cure
keep trying till were really sure
still at the moment its still a blur
poeple give advice
clamps me like a vice
used to whatch tv miami vice
not the presidint trying to be the vice
get enough money to buy ice
get enough money to be nice
so nice like barney
I love you, you love me
hugs and kisses like family
Thank God y’all got a rapper on the forum.