Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you, quote.
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“You don’t know what it is but there’s got to be more”
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The first one is wait the second one’s coming the latest when I’m dealing with is weight you’re getting older I still like the one that says Jesus you got a light
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“Well hacksaw my legs and call me shorty”
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I miss my positive affirmations thread. It got shut down because there are some users here who have a poached egg where other people store their brains.
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More of a Potegg over here
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You’re just doing that to avoid having biteable ankles.
Rude.
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“The truth appears false”
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“Its always darkest before the dawn”
Has held true for me.
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Don’t quote me.
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I like the saying “no wise man wished he was younger”. I wish I was younger again so I’m probably not wise. But I still think the saying is true.
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I like that quote.
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“Don’t compare your insides to other peoples outsides.”
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“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get stuck in jet engines.”- Steven Wright
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If I had known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
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If you can’t be good, be careful.
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Heavy is the head that wears the crown. 
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