I’ve turned night into day on my week holiday. I can’t sleep. I’ll go in to work for 5am in a few hours.
My wife just came downstairs and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was posting cat videos. She shook her head in disbelief then when back to bed.
I saw a funny thing on Scrubs if you’ve ever seen it. You sound like a much better husband and nicer guy than this doctor but you make me think of him.
“Tessa eats she always gets food everywhere. I don’t know how much longer I can stand it.”
“I’ve been married to my wife for ten years. She snores horribly. Finally, I went to a convention after ten years of listening to that damn snoring every night. I was looking forward to a night of relaxation. It wasn’t until two in the morning that I realized I couldn’t fall asleep because I couldn’t hear her snoring.”