Pretend like I'm google and ask me a question

I’ll answer the best I can without using google to cheat too much

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Ok. What’s the speed of light?

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It is the speed at which light travels

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Lol. 5151515151515

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which happens to be 671000000 mph

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Why is pornhub down?

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Does God exist who is he

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it’s actually a funny story. You see I was looking up pictures of corn for a school project my son was doing, and I’m not the best typist, so… then there was this whole virus, I guess it was a STD of sorts and well…

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I’m terribly sorry but no, we can’t discuss that

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do u have happy days leaf?

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yes I do, I have many happy days

Will schizophrenia leave my body and mind by 2025 ?

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no it will always be with you but you will overcome it’s effects by then

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Will this be a happy day for me ?

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you will choose whether to be happy or not

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Very wise. Thanks

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What do hemorrhoids look like? :thinking: :face_with_monocle:

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Omg I completely forgot somehow. Sorry

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They look like raised bumps around the anus. When they are inflamed, due to bearing down, excessive wiping, extended sitting, they appear swollen and red. They may be bleeding. If you suspect you have a hemorrhoid please don’t be embarrassed to consult you dr for advice on best course of treatment.

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I would rather not go to the doctor if I had hemeroids due to embarrassment…

I would live life with them and just take the pain like a man

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