post a anonymous message too someone
Dear other half,
I’ve been looking for you frantically until I turned 30. Then I fell ill. If I ever get well again, I’ll resume my search, so be careful not to get AIDS until then.
Yours truly
Andrey
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Dear Pedro…
I’ve always wanted to bathe you.
Sincerely,
Someone who is not Patrick.
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Dear canananada
Stop sending your weather and forest fire smoke down here…although through your forest fire smoke you can look at the sun…
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I love cats, but I am allergic to cats, but cats keeping coming home, and I can’t play with the cats, but I want to pet the cats, but then I will not be able to breath - oh you vicious cycle you
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your very pretty xxx
Hurry up and get home…
pedro was here 22/07/2016
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Dear squirrel–
Get the f@$k off my roof. You sound like a small elephant up there. Go on a diet.
Sincerely,
Moonbeam’s dog
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Dear person who viewed my profile nearly 90 times,
At first I admired you’re dedication day by day…
Then I began to feel like I was being stalked.
Sincerely,
Creeped out!
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What are you up to now? Do you feel better now? Are you satisfied?
God, I hope you’re satisfied!!! *eyeroll
(This is not someone who has ever posted here.)
Leave me alone.
Sleep well be healthy…
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I love you! I’ve always loved you! 
To the guy that cut me off today, I hope you get cut off by someone else!!
Dear skinny guy with no hair on his legs at the gym,
Thank you for making me look like a man.
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Dear dinner,
I know you’re pretty stuffed in there but you’ll have to leave through the exit in the back.
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marry me…
Maybe it’s your own views you’re watching 
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Dear frikkin past, thanks for being over.
Sincerely, future me.
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