post a anonymous message too someone
Dear other half,
I’ve been looking for you frantically until I turned 30. Then I fell ill. If I ever get well again, I’ll resume my search, so be careful not to get AIDS until then.
I’ve always wanted to bathe you.
Someone who is not Patrick.
Stop sending your weather and forest fire smoke down here…although through your forest fire smoke you can look at the sun…
I love cats, but I am allergic to cats, but cats keeping coming home, and I can’t play with the cats, but I want to pet the cats, but then I will not be able to breath - oh you vicious cycle you
your very pretty xxx
Hurry up and get home…
pedro was here 22/07/2016
Get the f@$k off my roof. You sound like a small elephant up there. Go on a diet.
Dear person who viewed my profile nearly 90 times,
At first I admired you’re dedication day by day…
Then I began to feel like I was being stalked.
What are you up to now? Do you feel better now? Are you satisfied?
God, I hope you’re satisfied!!! *eyeroll
(This is not someone who has ever posted here.)
Leave me alone.
Sleep well be healthy…
I love you! I’ve always loved you!
To the guy that cut me off today, I hope you get cut off by someone else!!
Dear skinny guy with no hair on his legs at the gym,
Thank you for making me look like a man.
I know you’re pretty stuffed in there but you’ll have to leave through the exit in the back.
Maybe it’s your own views you’re watching
Dear frikkin past, thanks for being over.
Sincerely, future me.