Poll: Will I win anything in the lottery tonight?

  • Nope
  • Yes
  • Stop wasting your money
  • We can be friends if you win big

0 voters

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“We can be friends if you win big “ :joy:

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Ask again later

euro millions is mine…

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That’s it discobot ! Keep the hope alive !

Good luck man, expect the worst hope for the best

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Dammit discobot, Everhopeful needs a rainmaker.
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Ask again later

Discobot has spoken ! The hope is still alive ! Yeees !

Why, I believe you’re gonna win a million and produce one of my movies!

Right?!

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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That’s damn straight what’s gonna happen !! Woooo!

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I KNOW the winning numbers but don’t use them myself because living in poverty helps me be humble and gives me an excuse to b#@+h about how poor I am!
(I’ll let you know later if you picked the right ones!)

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HaHaHa! :smile:

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That’s funny ! I think the lottery is fixed but I still play ! W00t !

We don’t have the lottery in Alaska but I keep hoping the Publisher’s Clearing House balloons will knock on my door!

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I’ve no idea what that is. But I hope you get the balloons. You deserve them buddy ! :grinning:

Ha ha. It’s a sweepstakes they have every year in the US. This year the winner get $1000 a week for life. They always show up at people’s doors with balloons and flowers and cameras if you win. It’s been around since the 1950s.

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Question : would you have a job if you win the lottery?

If you don’t have a job, life could be more boring and without any challenges. What do you think?

That’s a negative.

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