Poem: Dollar Store Cologne

O dollar store cologne
The price was right
But the rash made me itch
With all of my might

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Another time my brother bought me a deodorant from The Dollar Store called “Three Pines”.

I broke out in a rash and had to go to the Doctor! “Three Pines” became a running joke/catch phrase in our house…meaning the purchase of a shoddy product.

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I don’t do solar store deodorant. It smells like bug spray