Please don't tan or slap your testicles

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Too late, by far.

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I got sun burn on mine

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Noted! I will refrain from swaffelen.

:cucumber: :office:

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Cant believe this is real lol

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The ole tan and slap. Gets em everytime.

:smile::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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I want to train and be a Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master.

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Ouch… 151551515

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My lady balls can take it.

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a woman once thought it would be sexy if she slapped my balls during sex…wtf…i said…she was like, oh I am used to my first husband liking it…I’m like…no way do I like it…haha

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Sometimes you gotta give em a good tug to release the testosterone blockage

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Im gonna open up a ball tanning salon. There will be little booths that you lay your balls into. There will be a premium option so your balls can rest in absolute luxury while they are being tanned. Like a mini lazyboy but for your balls.

And if you wish to have them slapped a woman with a fly swatter will come around and waaaaa baaaam. Slappidity slap slap slap.

Have a good day.

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Some people use red light therapy. Not enough data on it.

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