Excuse me nurse? Do you have a dictionary here?
The nurse says NO.
I flex my skinny little chicken arm and say… “Well, I guess you don’t need one with this definition”
Excuse me nurse? Do you know any good veterinarians?
The nurse says, "Why do you need a veterinarian?
I flex both my skinny little chicken arms and say… “Because these pythons are sick.”
Are you also with Life alert? Because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
When the book mobile would come to the hospital… “Nurse, I don’t have my library card… but can I still check you out?”
Are you surprised that NONE of these worked?