Excuse me nurse? Do you have a dictionary here?
The nurse says NO.
I flex my skinny little chicken arm and say… “Well, I guess you don’t need one with this definition”
Excuse me nurse? Do you know any good veterinarians?
The nurse says, "Why do you need a veterinarian?
I flex both my skinny little chicken arms and say… “Because these pythons are sick.”
Are you also with Life alert? Because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
When the book mobile would come to the hospital… “Nurse, I don’t have my library card… but can I still check you out?”
were you inpatient or outpatient. and does it matter? when somebody asks her the question “where did you meet” and she responds, “I met him at the mental hospital…”
