It’s 3am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected všcisitors! It’s your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first tyhing you o,pen?’
The door. They need to leave.
Coulda fooled me
Blah you ruined it…i was gonna make you take silly profile pics for a while
The first thing you open is your eyes
That’s the first thing you don’t open.
The first thing you open are your eyes, cause you were sleeping.
Im a big pervert
The safe, to hide the weed