Oh my god my hair

So as I’ve mentioned before I haven’t showered in a long time. To get into the csu you have to shower in.
I thought I had "dirty blonde " hair. Well I had DIRTY blonde hair alright! It’s bright blonde!! (Well and grey) but it was seriously dirty. Now I’ve grossed myself out. The bigger plus is that it’s so baby soft. Geez I guess I let it go kinda farther than I thought.