Oh hail the moon
The sun the stars the planets.
May a meteorite strike the earth and send it flying off its axis.
May our earth collide with Jupiter Neptune and Saturn
May it burst into a great ball of flames.
And this the beginning starts again.
May I escape in a tiny rocket ship with my pug.
And we will live happily ever after on Pluto.
Amen I ask and it shall come to pass. Praise be.